Nothing Mysterious

 NOTHING MYSTERIOUS 
(Tonio K./Charlie Sexton)
 
well i came home for christmas 
but i was too late 
all the presents were opened 
only bones on the plate 
now you've heard about christmas 
and the month of december 
it can get so depressing 
but you've got to remember
 
when the rain hits down 
like a hammer 
when the cold wind rips through your life 
just like a dagger 
when your car won't start 
and the bus won't stop 
and you're stranded on blue avenue 
it's nothing mysterious 
it's nothing new
 
she came out from missouri 
to the land of fast cars 
looking for validation 
auditioning for parts 
she paid with her beauty 
her innocence slain 
she took it so hard 
until someone explained
 
when the rain hits down 
like a hammer 
when the cold wind rips through your life 
just like a dagger 
when they break your heart, 
and they take you apart 
leave you lying on blue avenue 
well it's not like these things 
only happen to you 
it's just traditional misery 
we all go through
 
you're not alone 
you should have known 
it's nothing mysterious 
it's nothing new
 
so we stumble our way 
into the new year 
with the usual confusion, 
but one thing is clear 
it's all laughter and sadness 
and it's all televised 
it just is what it is 
but it ain't no surprise
 
when the rain hits down 
like a hammer 
when the cold wind rips through your life 
just like a dagger 
when they break your heart, 
and they take you apart 
leave you lying on blue avenue 
well it's nothing mysterious 
it's nothing new
 
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