Willie and the

Willie and the Pigman

WILLIE & THE PIGMAN

(Tonio K.)

little willie caesar, he was in trouble

runnin' like a bandit through his longest darkest night

all that willie lacked, in fact, was a shovel

then he could have dug himself his own grave

and saved everybody some time

because you don't relieve the union boys of their payroll

not unless you've got an army ready to fight

and when the union representatives were unavailable

to reach a suitable agreement

that's when willie took to flight

chorus:

come on little caesar you can make it

anyway you're going to have to try

don't you ever tangle with the ruling class

unless you're prepared to take it

because they can dish it out from now until 1999

willie crashed the gate at rosie's cantina

no, not the one where marty shot that kid

this place was kinda likea train wreck

'cept it was cleaner

everything was either out of order

or very well hid

way back in the corner sat the pigman

champion of the luckless lunchless faceless little folks

willie he explains the whole situation

in no time flat the pigman's on the phone

[chorus]

next thing willie knows, the whole thing is over

everybody wants to negotiate

pigman orders three more glasses of cola

willie wonders: "how can I repay?"

pigman says: "if you're ever down around diego

you can look me up

you know that I'm not that hard to find"

and with that he stands and leaves the table

leaving willie with the check and wondering what was on his mind

[chorus]